[enter cliche name here]

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

(via bunsen)

breathinginthestarlight:

quirkieness:

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

damn the devil gives out free education on psychology??? i need that way more than i need shitty middle school education. sign me up.

breathinginthestarlight:

quirkieness:

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

damn the devil gives out free education on psychology??? i need that way more than i need shitty middle school education. sign me up.

(via fifty-shades-of-solkat)

valhallamage:

rlaph:

when you delete someone’s number then they text you and don’t wanna ask who it is

reblog to save a life,… or just to prevent an unwanted conversation

valhallamage:

rlaph:

when you delete someone’s number then they text you and don’t wanna ask who it is

reblog to save a life,… or just to prevent an unwanted conversation

(via fifty-shades-of-solkat)

prince-sp00ky:

psychoticpixiedreamgirl:

intlsugarbaby:

sugar-babe-kira:

european-sugar:

prostheticknowledge:

Creepface

Online image search tool and Chrome extension that claims to locate US sex offenders in it’s database with facial recognition analysis:

This Free online safety tool uses Facial Recognition to scan photos of Potential Dates, Coaches, Teachers and more… Check them all with CreepFace instantly!

Just Right Click and Select “Scan with CreepFace” to check any online photo against 475,000 Registered Sex Offenders in the U.S.

Facial Recognition powered by FacialNetwork.com

The Creepface online search engine can be found here

REBLOOOG

reblooogggggg!!!!!

Keep all the girls safe!
And stay safe girlies.

Reblog constantly!

again, i can see this being extremely useful for sex workers who perform irl sexual labour in a one on one setting

not just for girls but everyone please use this. its a good way to check any babysitter you might hire or anybody you meet online.

(via fifty-shades-of-solkat)

shazampanic:

if the first shot of your male main character involves him in bed with a naked woman he just had a one night stand with who’ll probably not have any lines (unless it’s to compliment the man) and who in all likelihood will never reappear in the story, all in an effort to make your male character seem “cool but emotionally distant/fragile” 

1. i already hate him 

2. i already hate you

(via fifty-shades-of-solkat)

  • Shy Guy:

    Hey there..

  • Random Guy:

    Hey what's up?

  • Shy Guy:

    Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.

  • Random Guy:

    Thanks dude!

  • Shy Guy:

    So, are you here with anyone?

  • Random Guy:

    Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.

  • Shy Guy:

    Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.

  • Random Guy:

    That's alright it's cool.

  • Shy Guy:

    You don't mind me calling you cute?

  • Random Guy:

    A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.

hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

(via itskipicon)

feirunes:

my english teacher says “eh” a lot and every time i’m like “haha i bet he’s from canada”. but then i remember. i’m canadian. i live in canada

(via fifty-shades-of-solkat)

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